This, my friends, is my non-advice for recreating the KFC Cheesy Bacon Bowl at home, with little effort and even less nutritional value. I do not actually recommend eating this.
What you need:
Prepacked Mashed Potatoes
Microwave Popcorn Chicken
What you do:
Open the mashed potatoes container, cram the rest of the ingredients into the container and microwave, stirring a few times until evenly heated. There may not be enough room, but that’s just part of the challenge!
Consume with much regret while watching TV and sobbing.